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| Do I Really Need a Sidekick or Henchmen? Yes. You absolutely must have a sidekick or henchmen. The more expensive, the better. top What Are the Added Costs of Owning a Sidekick or Henchmen? Aside from feeding them, sidekicks and henchmen are mostly a low-cost solution to improve your output of justice or evil. top Of course this site is 100% legal. Nothing to fear whatsoever. Next question, please... top Where do you find the candidates listed on the Sidekicks and Henchman pages? Though it would be hasty to say that all of our candidates have escaped from a psychiatric ward or facility of mental care, many of our sidekicks and henchmen are productive members of society by day, who simply need more excitement in their nightlife. top If I yell at my sidekick or henchmen, does that make me a bad person? Yelling at incompetent sidekicks or henchmen is not only okay, it is fully expected. top I've ordered my sidekick or henchmen. How long until they arrive? Depending on their ability to follow directions, your sidekick or henchmen should arrive within 3-4 weeks of your order process date. top How do I upgrade my sidekick or henchmen? Though we have no listing as of yet, keep on the lookout for future pages. Sidekicks and Henchmen plans to offer a full catalog of expandable weapons, cybernetic enhancements, and radioactive chemicals for the further development of your sidekick or henchmen. top What is the standard warranty on my sidekick or henchmen? Your sidekick or henchmen has a standard "peace of mind" policy on all sidekicks and henchmen ordered through our site. Specifically, if at any time, you are not happy with your sidekick or henchmen, you may vaporize them without a second thought. top
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