Online Order Form
(All prices to be negotiated at a later date)

Sidekicks
Endangered Minors:
Kid Bicuspid
Kid Traction
The Cinderblock Kid
None

Adults in Therapy:
Chef Justice
The Flasher
Lance (aka Mr. Fabulous)
None

Visitors From Another World:
Zorg the Alien Elephant Anteater
Glogg the Protoplasmic Wonder
Tom the Intergalactic...Something
None

Genetic Mistakes:
Mr. Iceberg
Mr. Intensity
Mr. Potato Head
None

Henchmen
Mechanical Cretans:
Stretch
Tank
Grab
None

Brainless Oafs:
Lucino Paparrazzi
Flex Horribus
Tiny
None

Blundering Idiots:
Chainsaw Pete
The Dim Bulb
Lug
None

Vicious Animals:
The Cows of War
Louis the Lemur
Twin Vampire Gophers
Earl the Squirrel
None

I wish to pay by:

1.Visa
2.Mastercard
3.American Express
4.Discover
5.Plundering a Bank

card number:

expiration date (dd/mm/yyyy):

name of bank (if payment method 5):

expected completion of robbery
(if payment method 5-dd/mm/yyyy ):

Customer Information:

name:

street address:

city:

state:

zipcode:

phone number:

Would you like to receive ideas for nefarious schemes by mail?

yes no

Would you like to receive tip-offs about upcoming nefarious schemes by mail?

yes no

I will use my sidekick(s) for:

human shield
costume parties
getting my slippers or the remote control, etc.
reckless imperilment of children and teens
other

I will use my henchman(men) for:

willful destruction
mayhem and chaos
vandalism
menial tasks (taking out the garbage, cleaning up an evil lair, etc...)
other

Statement of Liability:

By checking here, I understand that if I am caught endangering the life of another human being or entitiy (either through reckless association or willful treachery) that Sidekicks and Henchmen will not be responsible for my actions, and in fact will deny any association or knowledge of said wrongdoing.