Do-gooders beware! These treacherous criminals will strike fear in the hearts of the innocent.

Mechanical Cretans

Automated horror for your maniacal schemes. Batteries not included.

Brainless Oafs

Big on muscle, small on brains.

Blundering Idiots

If you want something done right...don't call these guys.

Vicious Animals

Behold the awesome power of nature.

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