Welcome to Sidekicks and Henchmen. Our goal is for busy heroes and nefarious villains on-the-go to have a way to contact potential teammates for whatever their lifestyle or aim.

Our unique order form will allow you to better pair with someone sharing your unique vision and goals. A daring chum or willing servant of evil is just a mouse-click away!

Sidekicks

View our assortment of sidekicks. Choose from Endangered Minors, Adults in Therapy, Visitors From Another World, and Heroic Genetic Mistakes.

Henchmen

A vile assortment of evil henchmen is available. Mechanical Cretans, Brainless Oafs, Blundering Idiots, and Vicious Animals are at your beck and call.

Order Form

Here you can use our online form to expedite the shipping of your new partner in justice or crime. Major credit cards accepted.

FAQs

Wondering how we find such quality talent? Unsure if you really need a sidekick or criminal in your life? Find answers to your nagging questions here.

Links

We provide you with links to related sites on the Web - they may help you to better select your sidekick or henchmen, or simply inspire you to new heights of heroism or villainy.

Contact Information

You may contact us for further instructions, (arghh, you misguided fools, must i do everything myself!?) if you wish. Are courteous staff will respond as quickly as possible.

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