Kid Bicuspid

Armed with impeccable personal hygiene, this otherwise normal child comes with a tooth cap (I mean on his head, not capped teeth), and various hygienal accessories.

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The Cinderblock Kid

One fateful day, this young man was working the superhero beat with his crime-fighting partner. The Heartless hero left him alone in a bad part of town, and when he came back from checking a distress call, he beheld the birth of - The Cinderblock Kid.

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Kid Traction

Evil beware the speed of this dashing young daredevil. Never one to run from danger, Kid traction leaps headfirst into any predicament. (Note to superheroes: Kid Traction is not available without proof of insurance.)

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